we’re all mad here

i was always told that being feminine won’t get you anywhere because nobody wants to take orders from a girl with a sweet smile and a soft voice and painted nails to hold her flowing skirt well let me tell you a thing or two because when i ask a man to  take down the enemy for me i disguise my voice with honey  to hide the bitterness underneath and flash just enough of my pearly whites to hide the knives which want to do nothing more than to sink into their necks and tear them apart and he says yes love calls me baby or sugar "anything for you my dear" and he takes down the bad guys like he’s the hero when really he’s just another victim to his desires

November 19th, 2013, ‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’ Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid. Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’ Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists. A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it. We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image. Everything is about us. Me-me-me. With the addition of every word to the dictionary, ‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’, The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves, And we should, they tell us, weep, We should weep because we are entitled, Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram, Because this is the generation that will one day run the world, And for that, we should weep, Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’. Let me tell you something. Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION, MY GENERATION reports higher levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation, 15% more of US than YOU will go to university, But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school, MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt. 58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight, 95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION, And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough, That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled, And anything we do to be financially successful, Or less stressed, Or beautiful, god dammit, Is in vain. So pick up your phone, Pick your favourite filter, And take a goddamn selfie. You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.