Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But...

i hate you

mhm~ [kisses you]

[wipes mouth] warn me first

why aren’t you kissing me………mes….kissing memes

i hate you

you’re being mean, I must BLOG

you blog, i will make us a nice pesto pasta with garlic bread

why aren't you kissing me.........mes....kissing memes

I HAVE 8K FOLLOWERS WAITING ON MY PICS NOAH

ELI GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN JUST LET ME COOK.

you're being mean, I must BLOG

Noah is being mean about my cooking skills :(

your cooking skills…. did you mean………. yOUR ABILITY TO TAKE INSTAGRAM PHOTOS OF THE INGREDIENTS RATHER THAN ACTUALLY COOKING

I HAVE 8K FOLLOWERS WAITING ON MY PICS NOAH

i bet his arse tastes like candy

whose your hot friend?

me. i’m my hot friend. :)

i bet his arse tastes like candy

whose your hot friend?

…………………weLL….GOOD

get a job

eli…….. eli i have a job!

.....................weLL....GOOD

get a job

#ACTUALMODELELINEEDSHAW

It’s alright. I had glasses and an inhaler when I was a kid. Like…the proper big inhaler with the mask and shit.