How's it hanging

@dubydoods

thanks! i hate it

Adults think it’s disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you

If the definition of insanity is to do the same thing again and again while expecting a different result, and the only way to become an expert in something is to do it over and over again until you get the best possible outcome, then the only path to mastery is through insanity.

i fucking hate how real this is

(unlocking repressed memories) oh lore?

im forming a bloggers union. make sure to pay your monthly dues and youll be protected by people who steal your posts 

This doesn’t sound a union… this sounds like the mob?

tony, softblock her knees in

Date a boy with skin! 💕

the fucking “do you like your new toy??” “aaAaOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH” video is the best video ive seen this month

These things are so important to learn.

Christ’ sake this is hypnotic 

*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*

you mean, skin?

What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.

As an aspiring TV writer, please let me tell you about how this making it to air is pure gold.

Confirmed, you only get these jokes after 5 seasons and a lot of pull