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Hans Joachim Marseille and Max Wünsche IA Mix

“Sepp Dietrich’s other companion is a young Hauptsturmführer, tall, slim, light blond — a Siegfried with aristocratic features, who appears to be his adjutant. His name is Max Wünsche. He is constantly holding the map on a wooden board. Whenever he speaks about the ongoing operations, I notice that he is completely familiar with this profession.” — Romanian officer, Balkan campaign, 1941

“Frau Meyer was particularly taken with the hawkish Max Wünsche, always decked in his splendid black tank uniform. He would strut around the drawing room of Château de la Guillerie with an air of imperious disdain, his blond hair oiled, his eyes piercingly cold.” — Frau Meyer, France, shortly before the invasion, 1944

“PW is definitely a museum piece. He is 150% Nordic warrior, wearing every order of the Iron Cross; an officer of the Leibstandarte since 1933 on and a fanatic of the most extreme order, with a well disciplined and calculating brain. His information is reliable on military matters, but his attitude is irreconcilable.” — Allied intelligence report on Prisoner of War Max Wünsche, 1944

“Wünsche arrived wearing dark trousers topped by a mustard-coloured tunic with high collar. His chest was littered with decorations—including the Knight’s Cross. He was young, tall, slender, blond and blue-eyed, with his hair combed straight back and unbelievably handsome. He should have been a movie star.”

— Major-General Harry Wickwire Foster, during the trial of Kurt Meyer, December 1945

“Wünsche was an SS pin-up type … with a vigorous loyalty complex." — Major John Jerome Stonborough, during the trial of Kurt Meyer, December 1945

“Max Wünsche has become one of the favourite heroes of German youth. His portrait, in his black tanker's uniform and with the Knight’s Cross gleaming at his collar, is displayed in magazines everywhere. He resembles the Siegfried of legend and seems to pursue a perpetual dream of glory.” — Jean Mabire, Les jeunes fauves du Führer (1976)

“Max Wünsche was blond and strikingly handsome in his black SS tanker's uniform. He could easily have been the model for an SS or Hitler Youth recruiting poster.”

— Charles Whiting, Retreat to the Reich: The German Defeat in France 1944 (1979)

“The perfect example of Aryan youth as laid down in the pages of Mein Kampf.” — Anonymous, Special Interrogation Report…, Canadian Military History (2002)

“Stunningly blonde, Wünsche was an equal SS prince to Jochen Peiper.” — Danny S. Parker, Hitler’s Warrior (2016)

Max saw himself, not as a “Nordic clotheshorse,” but as a soldier — yet in the end, it made no difference. Again and again, memoirs, official reports, and post-war books return to the same observation: Wünsche embodied, almost uncomfortably perfectly, the regime’s aesthetic fantasy of the “Aryan warrior.”

So what was the truth about the "unbelievably handsome" Max Wünsche?

A series of posts will follow, taking a closer look at his life. Have questions? Ask them — I’ll try to include them.

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Werner Poetschke (1914–1945) — 178 cm, tall and athletic in build, with dark blond hair, blue eyes, and a square, strong face with a cleft chin. He had a stern, commanding expression, often described as intense. Despite his volatile, hot-headed temper and fierce discipline, he was popular with women, known for his charisma and confident.

Jochen Peiper (1915–1976) — about 178 cm tall (from personal file, but probably a bit shorter around 176cm), slim and athletic, with dark blond hair, blue-gray eyes, and a handsome, finely cut face. Very disciplined with his voice controlled. Known for his intelligence, irony, and natural charm, though personally reserved and sometimes aloof.

Neither of them was particularly popular with their subordinates, but they got along well with their fellow officers.

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