I could not stop for death

‘ these sonic the hedgehog commemorative plates don’t clean themselves, and since i don’t believe in dishwashers they don’t get cleaned other ways either. ‘ ‘ personally? i think the old lady who dropped the priceless diamond into the ocean at the end of titanic should have given it to me instead. ‘ ’ i don’t have time for these questions, and i don’t have time for answers either. ‘ ’ the nature of man is best described as ‘a thing i don’t care about’. ‘ ’ hell, if i had a chip on my shoulder i’d be pretty happy. its a free chip to eat. ‘ ’ my class to learn how to tell time starts at one thousand and thirty. ‘ ’ this kills me every time, but who can resist jumping in a good spike pit? ‘ ’ its adam and eve, not woody and buzz, if you want a real toy story read the bible. ‘ ’ chainsaw hacky sack is all fun and games until someone loses a ponytail ‘ ’ hunting for meat is a fun, important life skill. all you have to do is find a smaller animal and bite it until it is dead. ‘ ’ the next person who tries to hit my brain out of my skull with a piece of metal will get a big surprise, i function perfectly fine without it. ‘ ’ actually i can see both the forest AND the trees. even your average idiot can see forests and trees, all you need is a working pair of eyes. ‘ ’ yeah, as soon as that caterpillar went into the cocoon, i knew there was going to be a butterfly coming out of it, not much of a surprise. ‘ ’ i’m not good at making friends, but i am good at sitting silently alone. so in a way it works out. ‘ ’ why do birds suddenly appear every time i crash a tractor into a silo full of bird seed? ‘ ’ hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news. ‘ ’ everywhere you look, there’s a heart. stop screaming, i killed a lot of people to get all these hearts. ‘ ‘ have yet to receive any accolades, will wait patiently. ‘ ‘ i survived everything the world threw at me. except the knives, saw blades and acid. ‘ ‘ we let the bodies hit the floor, then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs… you name it, bodies will be hitting it! ‘ ‘ no, i didn’t drop all this on the floor. i dramatically knocked it out of my own hands because i have something to prove. ‘ ’ $19 for 100 glow in the dark pebbles? i don’t know man, this could be the deal that changes the game for me. ‘ ’ the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead. ‘

“I need to tell you something.”

🚫 - our muses have an argument 🌟 - our muses go stargazing together 💖 - my muse says “I love you” 💋 - our muses kiss 💔 - my muse goes to yours for emotional support 🎉 - our muses celebrate something together ☠️ - one of our muses has a near death experience while with the other 🎮 - our muses play a video game together 💤 - our muses fall asleep together 🍳 - our muses cook together 🛀 - our muses take a bath or shower together 🏥 - one of our muses finds out the other is in the hospital 👽 - our muses watch cheesy sci-fi movies together 👻 - one of our muses gets spooked by something in front of the other 📱 - one of our muses calls the other in the middle of the night 🚨 - our muses do some risky dare together 🍰 - our muses eat way too much sweet stuff together 🎁 - your muse gives mine a gift ❤️ - my muse tells yours about a crush they have 🌹 - one of our muses gives the other flowers 💃 - our muses dance together 🏊 - our muses go to the beach together 🔪 - one of our muses threatens the other 🚗 - our muses get stuck on a long car ride together 🎵 - our muses sing together 🔑 - my muse opens up to yours about one of their secrets ✨ - our muses try to look nice for each other

❛   i  haven’t  met  all  of  me  yet.   ❜ ❛   you  can  forgive  yourself  now.   ❜ ❛   can’t  you  just  leave  me  alone.   ❜ ❛   you’re  really  cute   &   that’s  not  even  the  best  part  about  you.   ❜ ❛   i  wanted  him / her  to  kiss  me.   ❜ ❛   so  ,  good  news  - -   i  saw  a  dog  today.   ❜ ❛   she  didn’t  deserve  death.   i  did  -  i do.   ❜ ❛   i  wish  i  could  just  protect  you  from  everything.   ❜ ❛   you  feel  like  home.   ❜ ❛   i  look  at  you   &   i  just  love  you   &   it  terrifies  me.   it  terrifies  me  what  i  would  do  for  you   ❜ ❛   i’d  probably  still  adore  you  with  your  hands  around  my  neck.   ❜ ❛   no  one  would  hurt  you  again   ,   or  i’d  kill  them.   ❜ ❛   maybe  he  deserves  a  second  chance.   ❜ ❛   people  say  that  i  am  heartless.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   do  i  disgust  you  ?   ❜ ❛   i  am  not  a  stranger  to  the  dark.   ❜ ❛   i  would  destroy  myself  to  fix  you.   ❜ ❛   what  a  plot  twist  you  were.   ❜ ❛   i  really  just  want  to  lay  with  you   &   hold  you  so  tight   &   make  sure  nothing  bad  happens  to  you  ever  again.   ❜ ❛   you  don’t  know  what  you  got  till  it’s  gone.   ❜ ❛   i’ll  stop  wearing  black   ,   when  they  make  a  darker  colour.   ❜ ❛   i’m  depressed.   i  need  a  cookie.   ❜ ❛   am  i  supposed  to  feel  something  ?.   ❜ ❛   i  wanna  get  in  the  bed   ,   go  to  sleep   &   pretend  this  day  never  happened.   ❜ ❛   i  think  he / she’s  very  lonely.   lonelier  than  he / she  lets  on.   maybe  lonelier  than  he / she  even  realizes.   ❜ ❛   you  are  not  your  father.   ❜ ❛   he / she  is  not  a  villain.  he / she  is  just  a  boy / girl.   ❜ ❛   i  think  i’m  going  to  kiss  you.   ❜ ❛   don’t  give  up  on  me.   ❜ ❛   you  are  enough.   a  thousand  times  enough.   ❜ ❛   do  it  because  they  said  you  couldn’t.   ❜ ❛   you.   it’s  always  you.   ❜ ❛   i  thought  you  were  dead.   ❜