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This stupid exchange between friends has become a cultural icon.

I'm gonna go visit the alternate reality where my good twin lives and see if she wants to hang out, do y'all want anything?

Everybody, this is Good Natalie. Evil Natalie beat me up and stole my wallet but I managed to grab her phone. Is this her blog? I probably don't have much time before she

What are the Dorito flavors?

Spicy Ranch Chicken & Waffles, New Orleans Style Crawdad Boil, and one that just says "French."

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

it must suck to do an assassinate and have everyone cheering you on and hyping you up cuz you can’t tell anyone you did it. you have to keep that information to yourself.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!