Necro's random shit

Imagine you’re in the shower, and you start to hear weird noises and get long scratches down your arm. You know it’s a demon, so, being the sensible sort, you attempt to calmly get the fudge out of there, except it’s locked the door. You turn the lights out and attempt to summon Bloody Mary in the hopes that she’ll save you

I mean I just use regular skulls…

Right? It’s like buying a bag of pine cones. It’s sad people are too lazy to just bleach the skulls of their slain enemies anymore. Go outside! Plunder a city!

If you can’t harvest your own human skulls, store bought is fine.

Millennials are killing the skull harvesting business

Huns as much as I'd love to do that, and I would, would like to not get arrested or explain, I may want death but not that way, I'd like to do it my own way, so store bought a good for me, any one else?

I’m shamed for half a second and in my mind there’s a dig but if someone asks I’m like yeah I’m read smut. Smutty smutty putty smut.

So true

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*sPITS OUT DRINK* PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT

These are all perfect and amazing

THE ANON QUESTION ON KRISTOFF’S THOUGH

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

LmfAO ALADDIN IS A FUCKBOY

You had any doubt

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You mean black star

So true

when you just quiet listening to your parents go off on you

That is so true for me it's not even funny

Agreed, and thank you from the bottom of my bi little heart to the writer of that comment

if this post gets 100,000 notes by August 21, 2020 (my 18th birthday), i swear on my own mortal soul that i’ll get a tattoo that says “sometimes it be like that”

I will single-handedly make this come true, paz. (+ I want pics when it does~)

IT’S HAPPENING

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