A Beautiful Dumpster Fire

Typical progression of personal growth.

Honestly, please delete your blog.

my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”

the new Chuck E Cheese is a twink compared to the power Top that was his predecessor

Don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but I would rather spend the night learning everything about you and hearing every story you have. To me, that’s far more intimate.

Get this geek ass shit off my dashboard this bitch wants to get Railed !!!

How am I both of these people

we need to step up our pence hate i don’t want that motherfucker thinking he’s getting away with anything

I… Am a field

explain

need to be plowed