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Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.

Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.

He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.

“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”

The crowd murmured with embarrassment.

“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.

“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.

“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”

Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”

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Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.

“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”

Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.

“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”

THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.

“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.

Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.

“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”

Laios and Marcille held their breath.

“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”

Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.

Everyone turned to him.

Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.

“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.

“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.

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Bonus Comic #57 Written and Drawn by Andi R.

Do you like my games Butterfly Soup and Pom Gets Wi-Fi?! My new game is ON KICKSTARTER NOW!!

The Crane Rider's Tale is a mystery narrative game set in a fantasy town inspired by Chinese folktales, featuring:

A jigsaw-puzzle-style plot with 5 endings and wild twists

An art style based on medieval Chinese paintings and woodblock prints 

A stat-based dialogue system and skill check dice-rolls inspired by Disco Elysium

Doomed yaoi, toxic yuri, and even arguably a STRAIGHT PAIRING (a career first for me).

I know it's a bit, but: Experiment 624 (Angel) was created before Experiment 626 (Stitch) and her purpose was not to deliver Stitch to Mr. Gantu (formerly held the rank of Captain, but was dishonorably discharged or the alien equivalent from the Galactic Federation's fleet before any plot events involving Angel).

"If your special power is to make other stitches want to fuck you, is that sexual coercion?"

Irrelevant because (1) that isn't her power, her power is effectively a factory reset button to return other experiments to their original programming; presented in the show as "turning them back to evil," but it seems likely that she was created as a failsafe against mind control being used on the other experiments or on Jumba himself, and (2) Stitch is explicitly immune to her actual powers, as is 625 (Reuben), Stitch being into her is unrelated.