A Meme clusterfuck

“In the words of Mark Twain’s wife, Shania Twain, ‘that don’t impress me much’”

weekends dont mean anything anymore. the weekend has died. now it’s just TIME  with no DIVISONS except the FUCKING day-night cycle. intolerable

time has always been a lie but it is a particularly flimsy lie under the current circumstances

This is what happens to a construct when you take away its underpinnings

yall coping ?

no

turns out if u dnot eat for 24 hours 2 pieces of toast actually does not Make u all filled up

http://c3po.tumblr.com/post/16370223533WOW. MY COCK IS TROBBIN XXX

ohh cool

the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge

@kermitlesbian

this is true on SO MANY LEVELS

Live by the spite. Become the final boss you always wanted to be

rebloggin again because YUP

Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart

“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more