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In the gift shop of the modern art museum, Stacey thought it would be a funny joke to buy one of the artsy jock straps for her boyfriend Jake from the exhibit "Jock Up!" The photographer and sculptor had a large collection of muscular men all wearing custom jock straps that he had designed. Jake was unamused, "I'm not wearing that thing, sorry..."

A week later, while her boyfriend was on a hunting trip with his friends, Stacey received a letter in the mail with a photograph.

"Thank you for contributing to the traveling exhibition "Jock Up!" Your boyfriend Jake will be included in our upcoming exhibit next month. Please enjoy these complimentary prints documenting your contribution."

There in the photos was Jake, stripped nude except for the jock strap and one of his camo hunting caps. His once average body was beefed up, waxed, and manicured into perfect masculine form.