Penny Lane for Thoughts

Rocky, seconds before passing out while rescuing him, grabbing Graces hair (and burning it): GRACE WAS FLUFFY THIS WHOLE TIME AND NEVER TOLD ROCKY QUESTION???? GRACE HEAD SO SOFT SOFT.

these are all correct

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

ordering a little wooden bowl

the phrase really should be "eat your cake and have it too" im with the unabomber on this one

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.