nct n’ stuff

ten: honestly, anything sweetheart. you name it. choking, handcuffs, animal ears, blidnfolds, my dick’s up for anything.

johnny: i meant like tv shows and stuff..

ten:

johnny:

ten:

jisung: toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast toast

chenle: what do you put in the toaster?

jisung: peanut butter

chenle: haha you just said- wait, you’re the one who’s been putting peanut butter in our toaster?!

doyoung: are you sure about that?

yuta: no, doyoung. it’s a song-

doyoung: *raises fists up in the air*

renjun: i can’t reach it.

mark: it’s literally right next to your hand.

mark: i thought you were calling mcdonalds though?

chenle: oh yeah! i’m going to make a McReservation.

mark:

chenle:

jeno on twitter: honestly, i don’t like doyoung-hyung either! kkkk

doyoung: y-you don’t?

jeno: no, hyung it’s an april fools-

doyoung: *starts tearing up*

ten: no. not really.

ten: but i do want to blow johnny.

taeil:

ten:

johnny: (•\\\\•)

yuta: i googled him.

taehyung: yeah, i chill all the time. haha.

namjoon: no- like, a baby..

taehyung: ..

kun, dy, ty:

taeyong: sweet and warm?