Things I’ve Heard/Said In Chatrooms (4)
((I’m back with a passion frick yeah @roaringheart))
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“No, No, I’m fine.”
“Does he know about the grapes, our lord and savior.”
“It yells for you, yearns to be eaten.”
“YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE WITH THIS IMAGE.”
“Is this the krusty krab.”
“I’ve stepped on a lego once.”
“Bite them.”
“I am human.”
“Everyone is choking on grapes.”
“THAT’S A SWEET DEAL!”
“Oh no.”
“THEY WANT THE GRAPES.”
“Take me with you, sister.”
“No.”
“I mean the grapes chose you, anything can happen.”
“WILL YOU STOP SHARING MY DARK SECRETS!?”
“My sister eats chicken nuggets!”
“I heard them say ‘let them eat their bananas and babies’???”
“I thought I heard ‘no my dear’ and my brain went: ‘it is you who is done’.”
“Sounds fair, Queen Furry.”
“I’m not sleeping. I’m taking a long blink.“
“Ketchup is a smoothie. Discuss.”
“In the olden days, did you have light?”
“I THOUGHT A BUT WAS CRAWLING ON MY LEG”
“I THOUGHT A BUG WAS CRAWLING ON MY LEG, BUT NO, IT WAS A BAG!”
“Sounds like someone needs some grapes.”
“Clean yourself from the sin of this cursed place.”
“We are all equal in Meme City.”
“No escape from Icon 21.”
“These are good, these are real goose.”
“You’ve become your own meme.”
“Wake up, yanks.”
“Bless your sashimi.”
“IT WAS A JOKE, HOW’D IT GO SO WRONG??”
“Tis better to have toast and bacon than never at all.”
“This looks like an Eldritch horror.”
“I saw someone reblog porn without tagging it so im going back to bed”
“I feel like yall thought I was a serious person until tonight when the grapes attacked.”
"Honestly print out the grapes and stick them everywhere.”
“I’m just a cursed meme.”
“I’m just cursed.”
“I wanna go to sleep but my fries.”
“Meet me in the pit, guys.”
“This is hell.”
“Join the may-mays.”
“I’VE BEEN OUTTED, I NEED TO FLEE THE COUNTRY!”
“Who’s peeing the bed.”
“Then perish.”
“[name] can confirm that.”
“I feel sorry for the offline people who will come online and experience this.”
“Which is why, friends and fam, we’re careful about online chat.”
“What if it’s [name]™?”
“I’ve destroyed someone before.”
“Ok, and?”
“If so they would burn in the presence of queen furry and her Pure™ content.”
“I want a badge that says I survived 00s kh fandom”
“Your McNuggies are tardy.”
“GET THAT ABOMINATION OUT OF THE CHAT PLZ”
“Tumblr is a formidable foe that drains your life force.”
"The fries beckon you.”
"WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT GET THAT OUTTA HERE!”
"I want [name] to punt the non believers.”
“Peopel find a way.”
“You broke the rules legit as soon as you got on here.”
“I’M NOT MEANT TO SURVIVE!”
“SOMEONE PLEASE HOLD ME I’M SCARED!”
“I’ll give you TWO scooby snacks!”
“Would he stop judging for a scooby snack?”
“Hi guys, I’m [name] and definitely not a bully.”
“He’s got depth… somewhere.”
"Our lord and savior is disappointed.”
"Worst party members, both of you.”
"tHEy’Re MAgiCaLLy dELiciOUs”
“ (midi recorder of that one titantic song) ”
“What goes on in this hellscape when I’m not here?”
"I feel like my keyboard had a little breakdown there.”
"tHaT HUrT LIkE A buTTCheEk oN a StiiiiiCk”
“Mmmmmm them pixelated eyes.”
“I didn’t even cry when I watched Coco.”
“Wow ok here’s your pass to weenie hut JR.”
“EMO: Extra Motivational persOn.”
"Anyone wanna see The Worst™ thing I’ve ever made.”
"I ALSOMOST CHOKED ON MY SHAM PRINGLES”
“This was a christian server before you all stepped in.”
