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chenle: jisung is such a straight-a student. kun: is that so? chenle: he insisted on practicing cpr all night long with me. perhaps he has an exam today? what do you think? kun: i think “straight” is probably not the most accurate word.

jungwoo: i’m the member with the best hair. mark: what’s your secret? jungwoo: lucas’s semen. that does wonders. ten: sounds interesting. mark:

chenle: what does it mean to “friendzone” someone? kun: MARK! CHENLE HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU.

lucas: if i’m your boyfriend, how comes you still flirt with just anyone? jungwoo: i’m the flirty type of guy, that’s all. lucas: aaaaaaaaah. ok then.

yuta: say “i love you” or prepare yourself to die. sicheng: here is my last will and testament. so... whenever you’re ready. yuta: 

lucas: be my boyfriend, please! jungwoo: lucas. we’re already sleeping together for almost a year. lucas: ow. and?

yuta: sicheng, would you accept to date me? sicheng: okay, here’s the application form. fill it and return it within eight days. sicheng: next candidate, please!

chenle: jisung is such a cute child. taeyong: isn’t he? chenle: yesterday, he gave me a bunch of roses. chenle: children that give their moms flowers are soooo cute. taeyong:

ten: is it apple juice? can i have some? mark: well hum. no. that’s hum. special. special apple juice. ten: mark: and is it milk? ten: no. that’s semen. hendery’s semen. mark:  mark: i’m a christian.

jeno: *mumbles* jeno: i’m not gay, i’m not gay, i’m not gay. jaemin: what are you mumbling? jeno: VADE RETRO RAINBOW DEMON!

lucas: i think jungwoo has a crush on mark. taeyong: and? lucas: i’m fucking jealous. taeyong: try ask him out? lucas: what is that? explain please. taeyong:

chenle: i think jisung has nightmares. taeyong: how so? chenle: last night, he was moaning calling my name. taeyong:

ten: do you know what’s the main issue with you? hendery: no? ten: you wear clothes. 

ten: i love hendery’s legs. yangyang: his back. ten: his abs. yangyang: his ass. ten: his dick. hendery: i’m here you know.

jisung: sometimes, it is a little weird having two moms. kun: is that so? jisung: yeah. but in the same time, you’re both bottom, so... kun: kun: TEN! WHAT DID YOU TELL AGAIN TO MY CHILD?

mark: ah! i hurt my finger. donghyuck: you’re such a kid. donghyuck: *puts mark’s finger in his mouth* donghyuck: is it better? mark: yeah, thanks bro. donghyuck: next time, be careful. or at least, manage to hurt your dick instead of your finger. mark:

yangyang: honey? hendery: yes? ten: wait wait wait. hendery: i can explain. ten: BUT YOU SAID NO WHEN I SUGGESTED A THREESOME.