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(a collection of prompts from the TV show βStranger Thingsβ, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
βOkay, itβs official. Iβm never having kids.β
βYeah, the real world sucks, deal with it like the rest of us.β
βLetβs kill the son of a bitch.β
βI may be a pretty shitty boyfriend, but turns out Iβm actually a pretty damn good babysitter.β
βI donβt care if anyone believes me!β
βSomething is going on here!β
βYeah, thatβs right! You better run!β
βNo more secrets, okay?β
βYouβre an idiot, [name].β
βDonβt take it so personally, okay? I donβt like most people.β
βYou shouldnβt like things because people tell you youβre supposed to.β
βMornings are for coffee and contemplation.β
βIf anyone asks where I am, Iβve left the country.β
βFriends donβt lie.β
βSometimes, your total obliviousness just blows my mind.β
βI will never, ever let anything bad happen to you ever again.β
βI donβt care if anyone believes me.β
βNothing is gonna go back to the way that it was. Not really. But itβll get better. In time.β
βTouch my butt, I donβt care.β
βWhen do you feel good about anything?β
βThereβs more to life than stupid boys, you know.β
βSometimes, I impress even myself.β
βAsk for forgiveness, not permission.β
βYou are gonna slay βem dead.β
βIβm stealthy, like a ninja.β
βI always thought stuff like this happened in movies and comic books.β
βWeβre just friends.β
βOh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.βΒ
βThis is not yours to fix alone. You act like youβre all alone out there in the world, but youβre not. Youβre not alone.β
βBeing a freak is the best. Iβm a freak.β
βYou think I actually wanted to come to this? I was just hungry.β
βYouβve always been my favorite.β
βDo you wanna be normal? Do you wanna be just like everyone else?βΒ