⍉liver

A cute vampire, unheard of. You defy logic

don’t let anyone find you then, they might put you in a museum

They’ve tried

A cute vampire, unheard of. You defy logic

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

I think I’d rather topple over and die

I can have that arranged for you

I am not dying by you

I wouldn’t do the honors myself killing humans is below me

Your moral alignment is confusing sometimes

I don’t have one

I’m not too surprised

It would only complicate things at this point

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

I think I’d rather topple over and die

I can have that arranged for you

I am not dying by you

I wouldn’t do the honors myself killing humans is below me

Your moral alignment is confusing sometimes

I don’t have one

You’re prettier than the average human

How much prettier

Prettiest one I’ve seen in at least a few decades

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

I think I’d rather topple over and die

I can have that arranged for you

I am not dying by you

I wouldn’t do the honors myself killing humans is below me

You’re prettier than the average human

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

I think I’d rather topple over and die

I can have that arranged for you

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

Stop it

Just one bite