Absolutely not

And crackers

and grapes

And salami

and celery

Charcuterie board as they would say

charcuterie boards are my guilty pleasure and i don’t even need to eat

I can make you one or at least try to

i’d be ever so grateful. you have no idea

Let me figure out how to do it first

And crackers

and grapes

And salami

and celery

Charcuterie board as they would say

charcuterie boards are my guilty pleasure and i don’t even need to eat

I can make you one or at least try to

And crackers

and grapes

And salami

and celery

Charcuterie board as they would say

You look a little mad 

I’m not mad I’m pouting

Well why’re you pouting?

I’m hungry

Might wanna go get sometning to eat?

And crackers

and grapes

And salami

You look a little mad 

I’m not mad I’m pouting

Well why’re you pouting?

And crackers

You look a little mad 

You’re prettier than the average human

How much prettier

Prettiest one I’ve seen in at least a few decades

That means I’m surpassing millions of people

Congratulations

I’m waitin’ on a trophy

You’re prettier than the average human

How much prettier

Prettiest one I’ve seen in at least a few decades

That means I’m surpassing millions of people

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

I think I’d rather topple over and die

I can have that arranged for you

I am not dying by you

I wouldn’t do the honors myself killing humans is below me

Your moral alignment is confusing sometimes

I don’t have one

I’m not too surprised

Stop it

Just one bite

I will backhand you so hard you become human again

I’d like to see you try

I been practicing

Are you flirting with me, darling?

I think I’d rather topple over and die

I can have that arranged for you

I am not dying by you

I wouldn’t do the honors myself killing humans is below me

Your moral alignment is confusing sometimes