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Cocaine Jesus // Rainbow Kitten Surprise

God I wish that I was better than I am,

Cocaine Jesus // Rainbow Kitten Surprise

God I wish that I was better than I am,

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

It’s free. Real Estate! We’re giving you land! (It’s free) We’re giving you a house. It’s real estate..free. Its a frEE HOUse for you, Jim. 𝓣𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓮 𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓵 𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮! You gotta bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms. No rugs. (It’s free!) You unlock the door to your free house, we ɢOT YOᴜ the real estate! It’s a two bedroom house, its free… its got a pool in the back… I’m not carrying this around aLL DAY! IT’S FOR YOUR HOUSE! Free real estate I'llpeemypants. Ｊｉｍ ｃｏｍｅ ｇｅｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｄａｍｎ ｌａｎｄ. 𝕀𝕋𝕊 𝔸 𝔽ℝ𝔼𝔼 ℍ𝕆𝕌𝕊𝔼! Jim, I got real estate. Jim, doesitgetbetterthanthis? Jim! 🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴 🅸🆂 🅵🆁🅴🅴! Jim! 🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅾🆄🆂🅴 🅸🆂 🅵🆁🅴🅴! Its a free f**king house.