All of this is temporary

screw it!!! im going to savor every moment!!! im going to appreciate the trees!! im going to live!!!

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

FOR WIKIPEDIA!!!!

i coul dnever be the captain of a ship. everyday id be like third lieutenant ..... do a backflip lol

touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery

that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net

swish

dawg i literally dont want the world to see me cuz i dont honestly think they'd understand

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

hold on let me try to invent a version of myself who can get us out of this mess [holds really still for a minute and a half and then turns to you with a flat affect] we probably should have killed ourselves an hour ago