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bro stop falling in love w the intangible idea youve projected onto someone you barely know youre scaring the hoes

new decade new milfs lets get it fellas

Stephen King is such a gentle and touching weaver of words in his book introductions and has so much respect for the heavy matters he includes in his stories. Living proof that writing awful things won't make an awful person.

this is literally the funniest thing i have ever seen

ma'am he wrote a child orgy scene

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

you’re a genius holy shit

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

We forgot about it

I once signed up to participate in a study on how depression affects memory, forgot I was meant to go do it, and when I emailed to apologise to the PhD student running it she basically told me that a) she was very used to this happening and b) the weird irony of her theories’ correctness making it very difficult to arrange proving them had by now gone from infuriating to hysterical

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