God I wish I could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

Why?

There’s something wrong with me

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

i want the girls from pitch perfect to get stranded in the middle of the canadian wilderness like in yellowjackets 

I think about how hayao miyazaki said that love is two people inspiring each other to live. and to live doesn’t just mean to be alive. living involves finding beauty in the simple moments of being. so to inspire someone to be in awe of the simplicity of living? that’s special

i miss the real gun emoji so much

"don't go grocery shopping when hungry" doesn't work for me because Not Hungry Me cannot conceive of a universe in which food is needed so she buys like a cup of pomegranate seeds and some fancy cheese and thinks that'll get us through the week.

everything has meaning it came free with your fucking existence