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bastard’s degree

bastard of sciences

I can't believe some of you non-Americans need to be told "haha well you can't go to school or the movies without worrying about being shot and killed😜" isn't funny or a good "gotcha"

now that’s what i’m talking about

this was so pure

Not even 10 seconds in and he mentioned “western society”

Welcoem to my university heres my graph on art get bad

I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up. 

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

I would pet all of them

me asf

listen, when i go to open my mouth & what comes out is 12 degrees of seperation from what the original topic was, u need to connect the dots bitch. think fast. i’m not gonna hold ur hand but we’re leaving now and visiting every topic along the line. wave it goodbye, don’t get hung up on it

the first two periods of this game were absolute hell to watch, but this third period is good stuff

hmm, never mind