"Dope" -Eleanor Roosevelt

If depression was a musical

This is a bop

The only thing I’ll be kissing on new years is this hell year goodbye

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

op? please never make me feel whatever this emotion is ever again

you ever see girls that are so pretty that you don’t know what to do with yourself

self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the Fucking void

May we suggest a Soothing Bath™ instead

no you may not

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

summer is actually the most depressing season

clinically known as summertime sadness

I love holding doors open for girls but like, in a gay way