my name is jay (or j), i use exclusively they/them pronouns, respect them or die
this blog will primarily be about f1/indycar but i will post about whatever i want (tag = #magpie yaps), asks are open if y’all wanna chat or smth
i DO have an ao3, you will NOT be getting it until i decide to post something maybe
Sports PSA: i am objective in some opinions i have about people or situations. i am also extremely biased. i will have opinions that some folks Will Not Like. you are not EVER entitled to an explanation on why i feel a certain way. i have no shame or qualms about blocking people who annoy me.
my f1 loyalties lie primarily with oscar piastri and kimi antonelli AND NOW ISACK HADJAR (i have a 2025 grid tier list somewhere if you can find it)
my f2 loyalties lie with arvid lindblad and christian mansell if/when he decides to return
my indycar loyalties lie with david malukas, alex rossi, and the prema cars
my preferred f1 ships include:
carcar, landoscar, lestapiastri, lestappen (to an extent), and the beautiful rairpair of FOPA (fred vesti, oscar piastri, logan sargent, arthur leclerc)
basic rpf rules apply, i dont actually think they’re secretly dating each other, the dynamics are just fun to play around with and explore
more things i will post about include:
shadowhunters
percy jackson
mcyt (<- former inniter, boober, and slimer)
just roll with it (an absurdly powerful dnd podcast)
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I'm so good at going to the dentist man it's so fun. oooh a politely impersonal woman is going to make me hold still while she gets out her little implements and does mildly painful things to sensitive parts of my body? and my teeth are clean at the end? fuck yeah that rules. this also applies to getting tattoos by the way.
the river is gonna make the wedding bands btw. and the trees are gonna make the wedding table. and the birds are gonna lay the wedding bed. just btw. la la la la la la la, yk? and like, all ive ever known is how to hold my own. and i can like hear the wall repeating. and the falling of my feet (it sounds like drumming). did you know we’re not alone? because i can hear the rocks and stones. they’re echoing my song. just btw.
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mack: skate faster. FUCKING FASTER. DO YOU WANT TO BE TIMED ON THE GROUSE GRIND TOMORROW?? DO YOU HAVE LEAD IN YOUR BOOTS??? I SAID FUCKING FASTER
will (draped on mack, whispering in his ear): mackie baby this is so fun. you're gonna be a great captain next year. you were so sexy fishing yesterday 😘 btw what did grier say about 20m? awwh mack you're so generous... i know you're worth more than that baby. you need to make a living somehow... how else will we afford the mansion next year?
rj (loudly in mack's other ear): you're bringing will to van for christmas right? right? and bye week? i don't care you can't make it. lowkey don't bother coming
michael misa: hey i'm locked outside the rink can you let me in? guys? guys? guys? gu
dickie: mis dude you're fucking stupid. wait i'm coming over (lowered voice) mike we need to run. now. cags has a car for us a couple blocks over. we can get new passports once we cross the border. we can't turn back now mike we can't go back there
matty beniers: hey will...... are we flying back to boston tmrw? because i can't find my suitcase... what do you mean it's at mack's house. what do you mean you've given him my suitcase because he can't find his. bro how am i gonna get my stuff back to boston YOUVE GIVEN HIM MY PLANE TICKET??
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i think we need to have a conversation about how well arvid’s been doing. i feel like the commentators and fans of f1 in general haven’t bern giving him the due credit. he’s managed to consistently be in the top 10, he’s had multiple points finishes and he’s clearly outperforming his car. all at the age of 18! he’s so insanely talented and i can’t wait to see how he grows as a driver.
will, gazing at the sky while laying on a cartoonish gingham picnic blanket just off of a remote hiking trail, listening to a waterfall in the distance, two glasses of chilled rosé between them, softly humming the words to end of august by noah kahan in mack’s general direction: anything you need i will provide… a ride home or an alibi.. oh the feeling of being alive for the first time in a long time… it’s a matter of time til it’s fields of ice… til it’s our town… cause it’s ours now…