nature (:

Manifesting this rn

reblog if it's okay for your mutuals to message you and create an actual friendship, not just interactions

guys I cannot tell you how unbelievably gassy I’ve been today. I was gassy all day at work and was letting it out in my office (thankfully im alone). some more on the drive home. and then I got home and whatever I ate made it exponentially worse. It was like wayyyyy worse. It started coming out from under the covers and it smelled rotten. They ranged between silent and deadly to louder and bubbly. Regardless of hate to be near me today 🤢

in the mood to straddle someone’s face right now and smother them with my big ass while ripping the wettest and grossest farts

Scrap that I’m going to crush him THEN fart on him.. #deserved

One of the best ways to bond in a relationship is waking up together and cuddling out all your morning thunder together, taking turns getting some whiffs under the covers.

kissing your partner to show them you love them is boring and overrated. fart down their throat instead.

i think im obsessed with mutual farting, like, yeah, the room fucking reeks because of us, our stench is just that good <3

I really think praise in the eprocto community is one of the hottest parts about it. It's so intimate, imagine being called or calling someone a good boy/girl for farting. Watching them release the grossest, longest farts right onto your lap and then slowly kissing their neck, stomach, rewarding them with praise and comfort, looking up at them as you kiss lower and lower, whispering words of comfort and encouragement. Or vice versa, being treated delicately, comforted and praised to the highest level as you relieve the pressure in your gut onto their lap or into their open arms as they cuddle you.

I’m fighting for my life in this bathroom so hard, my coworkers probably just think I’m ditching them omfg