The kid your parents warned you about

Believe it or not, I went to church today.

I’ve been good, studying and working. Would it be too embarrassing if I said that I haven’t been fucking anyone?

I'm doing something with my life, do I have to remind you that you're graduating this year and I'm still like in primary school? Who's the granny now? I can't stop thinking about you, I fucking love you Summer. Do you want to marry me?

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

I’d rather have her as a friend than loose her.

Even if she doesn’t want to be more than friends, you can stay friends. It’s as simple as that. I don’t know why she would ever reject you if you said everything that was on your mind, though.

I guess I'll have to get drunk again to talk with her, but thanks Natasha. I thought you'd hate me.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

That wouldn’t work, everytime I tell her something she makes clear we’re just friends.

No, stop with the negatives. That isn’t going to get you anywhere. Nate, just hang out with her and at least try? What do you have to loose? No, you have nothing to loose. Just do it. 

I'd rather have her as a friend than loose her.

Believe it or not, I went to church today.

Could I have the honor?

Only because you asked nicely. What have you been up to anyway, Nate? You know, besides not fucking me.

I've been good, studying and working. Would it be too embarrassing if I said that I haven't been fucking anyone?

Good answer.

Books or movies?

Believe it or not, I went to church today.

My house now. Let’s fix that.

Are you planning on deflowering me?

Could I have the honor?

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

Exactly what you did to me?

No, no no. Tell her exactly what you told me, and more. Tell her how you actually feel, that doesn’t hurt, trust me. It can’t hurt to get it off your chest, either.

That wouldn't work, everytime I tell her something she makes clear we're just friends.

There's nothing like Harry Potter.

Believe it or not, I went to church today.

Really? oh my god I can’t believe you did it, you’re very brave and I’m proud of you.

I’m a born again virgin!!!

My house now. Let's fix that.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

I did it once and she ran away from me, and pretended it was nothing.

Exactly what you did to me?

Kissed you?

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

Could you please don’t tell anybody about it? But I guess she’ll never notice me.

I did it once and she ran away from me, and pretended it was nothing.

Really? oh my god I can't believe you did it, you're very brave and I'm proud of you.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

It was the last time Joey, I’m changing and becoming a new and clean man.

It means that I'm working for my brother and studying to get my graduate and find a decent job.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

I’m good. I’m sorry about the party.

Could you please don't tell anybody about it? But I guess she'll never notice me.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

Because we always get wasted on Saturdays, or we used to do it.

It was the last time Joey, I'm changing and becoming a new and clean man.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

Yeah, that headache is now a part of me, but pills are always fun.

Are you sure that’s normal? Maybe you should get that checked out and eh, to each their own I guess.

Doctors freak me out unless they give me a candy.

Why is so hard to wake up on Sundays?

Hey Natasha. How are you?

I'm good. I'm sorry about the party.