At least you’d have money.

So... then you'd go out with me?

You don’t have to swim. You just float leisurely along on the lake of wine. Or me and my girls will drink it all before it gets too hazardous. 

You girls be safe, okay?

I hope I have enough wine.

I don't know if I like the sound of that. I'm not too good of a swimmer.

Well, then maybe you should sell it. Then you’d get my attention.

But I'd be toothless!

I know I’m intriguing and all, but I’m hardly interested in you.

Not even a little? C'mon, I have a million dollar smile.

What do you want?

To talk to you.

I could listen to Lana all day

Is that your nickname for me? It's cute, but a little feminine, don't you think?

I’m on the newspaper. I know a lot about everyone.

Is that part of the job description? 

Goodbye!

Talk to you later, gorgeous.

I hate you.

No you don't. You wish you did. But I know you don't.

Challenge completed.

Please don’t.

Challenge accepted.

Probably at least three glasses of wine.

I can arrange that.

You were sorely mistaken.

What's it going to take for you to lighten up?

Well, when you put it that way…

Ahhh, c'mon! I really thought I had you going for a minute.

Yes. You are Jacob Dines. You are one of the only scholarship students at Vanderbilt. You play football and you are super nice. You are one grade ahead of me. And all the girls really like you. Well what do you want to  know?

Sounds like you really did your homework.