Really specific criminal minds headcanons (like, really specific):
Rossi knows every word to Nicki Minajās Superbass and has been known to perform it while drunk and/or bored
Reid and Morgan made out once while playing truth or dare on the jet. They got really into it and it got wildly uncomfortable for everyone else. They havenāt spoken of it since and truth or dare is now banned
Prentiss plays the French horn and will not shut the fuck up about it
JJ always wins the 4th of July hot dog eating contest, with Hotch in close second
Reid eats grapefruit like this:
Hotch takes a Zumba class at the YMCA on Fridays and thinks no one knows. Everyone knows.
Morgan has a Tik Tok where he makes vlogs, self defense videos, and thirst traps. He has 2 million followers.
Garcia also has a tik tok and the only videos she posts are duets with Morgan in which she makes fun of him
Reid and Prentiss have a weekly thing where they get wasted and watch riverdale
Rossi is afraid of horses
JJ once got into a twitter war with Jennifer Aniston
Emily spoke in a British accent for three straight years when she was a teenager for no particular reason
Garcia habitually DMs Justin Timberlake on Instagram just to see if heāll answer. He blocked her.
Hotchās favorite movie is Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and if prompted can and will recite the script from memory
The one time Rossi went to Disneyland, he rode the spinning teacups and promptly threw up
Once, Morgan and Garcia got drunk and got each otherās names tattooed
Whenever Rossi has a book signing, the rest of the BAU shows up and they go way over-the-top fangirling over him
Similarly, whenever Reid gets a new degree, theyāre always there to hype him up when he gets his diploma
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