Nateeka

also part of growing up is realizing that the embarrassing music you liked in your early teen years still goes hard as hell

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas

fuck me hard,,, but like love me harder, you know?

Find a girl that smiles when you choke her

My wife was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the snooty grocery store and I said “yeah it’s nuts” and now she won’t answer my texts

make her cum and make her coffee

sun: 🌞 me: shut the fuck

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

Can I just fast forward to the night I’m sitting on the kitchen floor with my beautiful fiancé eating take out and talking about planning our wedding

no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls

hey, I really needed this. Thank you.

*pulls you apart like a twizzler*