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realpokemon

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

klangking

i almost got hit by a car today.

my klang toyotathon jumped in the way and saved me. hes a very good boy.

(art by @realpokemon )

klangking

Happy Toyotathon everybody.

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(there’s a non-zero chance this is originally from this blog)

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Which symbol fucks harder?

moving gears

hot works prohibited

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

#moving gears #please

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Which symbol fucks harder?

hand crushing

no reaching in

Voting ended onJul 28, 2025

#hand crushing

i’d crush all of the bones in my left hand for toyotathon

he'll crush all the bones in your left hand whether you're doing it for him or not

Toyotathon isn't mean he's just made of spinning gears. Don't pet him.

realpokemon

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

klangking

how many can get pulled into a pokemon before it is no longer crowd-safe

klangking

dont pet my klang

realpokemon

things that ARE appropriate during pride month: - taking your (crowd-safe) pokémon to pride - giving your pokémon flag accessories or using non-toxic dye - destroy transphobe with hyper beam

things that AREN'T appropriate during pride month: - recruiting the leaders of several terrorist organizations from alternate timelines where they've killed millions of people and harnessing the power of their various legendary pokémon to conquer all of reality

klangking

how many can get pulled into a pokemon before it is no longer crowd-safe

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bulbagarden

happy new year's, trainers! here's a list of our most and least visited bulbapedia articles for those who're interested in seeing :)

klangking

Please help right this terrible wrong.

voted hand injury in press. for you. eternal joy on your hand injury in press dreams

thank you for this kindness, stranger

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which hazard symbol fucks harder?

hand injury in press

rapid movement of workpiece in press brake machine

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

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which hazard symbol fucks harder?

hand injury in press

oxidizing substance

Voting ended onMay 3, 2025

#hand injury in press my beloved

bulbagarden

happy new year's, trainers! here's a list of our most and least visited bulbapedia articles for those who're interested in seeing :)

klangking

Please help right this terrible wrong.

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bulbagarden

happy new year's, trainers! here's a list of our most and least visited bulbapedia articles for those who're interested in seeing :)

klangking

Please help right this terrible wrong.

klangking

i almost got hit by a car today.

my klang toyotathon jumped in the way and saved me. hes a very good boy.

(art by @realpokemon )

klangking

from my family to yours, i hope you're all having a safe and happy toyotathon this month

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