rolling stone boy

Wait… the school has a swim team?

Uh, yes it does?

Follow the little bitch home and do it. But for the love of god, wear a balaclava so they won’t know it was you.

Of course, I need to be extra careful because I might get kicked out of the swim team. I’ll just kick him in his balls, nothing more.

If you want to break it when I’m done with them, by all means, go for it.

Tempting, but I’ll think about it very carefully before I do it.

You call this a friendship? Cute. No, because I will end up breaking someone’s bones and we should keep that to a minimum. 

That ass who tried to hit on you deserves a broken bone, and you know which bone I’m talking about.

Wow. Who would’ve thought you can be more than an annoyance in my life?

That’s how this friendship works. But serious question, do you need to use my baseball bat?

I’d suggest the biggest bowl of popcorn that you have because I’m about to make Aunt Rain and Uncle Alex proud.

Say no more, I’ll even give away popcorn to everyone in school.

When I’m not feeling schemey, though? I’ll just let it play out because the cards on my hand are too good.

In that case, I’ll just wait for shit to go down. I’ll have my popcorn ready and everything.