phone plays a tune that means ‘stop what you’re doing right now and pick me up and pay attention to me’. bird also plays that tune, probably for the same reason. 

I will just lay down for a bit

Head canon: Accepted

HOLY SHIT

Thank you for making Titanic and Jack & Rose’s awkward courtship worth watching again. Followed immediately after by T1, T2, and the latest T-movie with Grandma Connor kicking ass.

I first reblogged this in January, and here my ass is in March 2020 self-quarantined at home.

THIS POST DID NOT AGE WELL

This post was prophetic

Kellyanne Conway didn't even care about protecting her child when she knew she'd tested positive for Covid. Lied to her about her test result, so she didn't even have the option of protecting herself from her mother's infection.

Helping kill your own daughter to own the libs.

This is even more hilarious because it’s pretty clear they all caught it at the event to celebrate the person they nominated to replace her.

Eventually we’ll be remembered as savages from the dark ages (source)

when i say thats my dad i mean it

Reblog in 30 seconds for good luck

With that music I was not expecting this to be a completely serious and informative video