Natashoncé

I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight

subtitles should be on automatically. people who don’t want them should have to turn them off

I hate applying for jobs. “desired salary for this role” one billion dollars next question

i think as adults it's our responsibility to be nice to kids and treat them with the respect we wish we got at that age and im not kidding or exaggerating in the least

please.

That is the exact spot my parents found a stray kitten. Nice little addition to the family, but would have been a terrible addition to the pavement had she not been very vocal OTL

No joke, the place where that cat is resting in this picture is called a “dead cat hole” it’s an automotive term.  Don’t believe me, look it up.

This is also where I found a stray cat, she was up in there during a thunderstorm and I begged my dad to let me being her inside and that’s the story of how I got my first cat.

Please don’t skip over this without reading it and making a mental note. Even if you don’t have a car, tell your parents or whoever, and make sure to do this. You think that’ll never happen but that’s what everyone thought who had this happen and didn’t check, and that poor cold cat met with a terribly sad end.

REBLOG WHETHER YOU LIKE CATS OR NOT

Star Trek has given me unrealistic expectations about the sexual compatibility of aliens and humans

#what if first contact happens tomorrow and absolutely none of the aliens are dtf

i got banned from a canine fitness & structure evaluation facebook group once because somebody posted a dachshund for critique and i commented “too long” and nothing else

You don’t have to fake orgasm to help your partner’s ego. The guy I lost my virginity to wrote a play about the experience, and the character based on me gave a monologue about how she regretted sleeping with him because no one else would ever be that good. So, yeah. Just tell him you didn’t cum. 

Im sorry he wrote a fucking what

every time i fall for someone new i’m just like ok. what lesson will come out of this this time

you so fucking precious when u paypal me $1,000,000

I miss there… Soooo many cute kids like this on family day i just about melted 5x an hour travelling around

This shit’s harder than ANY post malone track

Somebody on twitter called her SaudiB

This track is hard

I saw that someone who speaks Arabic took a stab at translating it and it turns out she’s basically doing a PSA about safe driving rules and I fell in love