forget stardust- you are iron

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they’re down, and when they’re having a good time, I can carry on the joke.

We kept trying to have the talk, and then we realized we hate the talk.

They had to really dumb down my martial art skills. Because I’m a 10th degree black belt in every martial art. I did Kung Fu when I was, I think, in like third grade. So I was pretty much qulified to kick ass in space.

Chris Hemsworth thinks Charlize Theron should be the new James Bond

#same

“If I am harsh with you, it is only because you are doing it wrong.”

all of natasha’s scenes: 102/?

I have lived a life. My only regret is that you didn’t get to live yours.