Natasha Romanoff

Even me?

He’s a good dog

That’s old news.

New to me

Really??? It’s a bit obvious.

That’s old news.

love the nails

I think I am the only adult man that is still getting grounded. I miss you coffee. :(

You need coffee bud?

I’d rather not get a stiletto heel to the head, but yes, please, coffee.

I’d much prefer that too, I’ll drop some off in a bit.

NOPE NOPE NEVERMIND, PEPPER TOOK HER HEELS OFF, I’M SCREWED.

Ha, and here are the reasons I live alone

Clint you’re grounded from coffee too.

!!!! yOu HaVe No RiGht

S h e literately c a n ‘ t t h o

She can. 

But no….?

She can. Her not living with you won’t matter.

I can break into your house.

Emo

I think I am the only adult man that is still getting grounded. I miss you coffee. :(

You need coffee bud?

I’d rather not get a stiletto heel to the head, but yes, please, coffee.

I’d much prefer that too, I’ll drop some off in a bit.

NOPE NOPE NEVERMIND, PEPPER TOOK HER HEELS OFF, I’M SCREWED.

Ha, and here are the reasons I live alone

Clint you’re grounded from coffee too.

Do you need a bandaid?

Fuck you >:P

sounds like someone needs a nap

I want a divorce

This will give me nightmares.

I could do better