fiddle-dee-fucking-dee.

I think it should be illegal to ask people this on first dates i s2g

every pride flag post on this website: 14 separate flags for “I only feel attraction when uhhhhh my partner calls me papa smoke” while lesbian and gay men share one flag with the caption “homosexual”

mom: clean ur room 
me: my psychiatrist told me ur toxic

the simpsons is literally the best thing ever created and i really dare anyone to say the contrary 

all these pop songs about “doing work” and “work work work” make me feel like i’m in some heavy-handed YA dystopian novel where the evil capitalist overlords keep the proletariat in line with brainwashing/propaganda in song form

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

Honestly the shaming of girls for having “boring missionary sex” or whatever is so messy… girls are constantly pressured into doing things they don’t want to by virtue of tastes shifting to more ‘kinky’ due to a disgustingly pornified culture and there’s nothing wrong at all with wanting sex with someone to be just about intimacy and closeness…

* spends 10949302 hours thinking about reinventing myself *