Shout-out to the month of April for lasting 3 days to make up for March lasting a full and frothy 74

why must one be smart? is it not enough to simply have a little prosciutto, and cheese, with fresh basil?

If you were directing a play, how would it begin?

bagpipes at the back of the auditorium so everyone turns their heads and when they’ve turned back around the play has already begun

Y’all have gotta bear in mind that while rent relief is absolutely important, so is mortgage relief. It’s not just a “what about the landlords?” thing; outside of the very largest cities, and especially in rural areas, it’s actually quite common for folks to own their primary residences even if they’re dirt poor – they just end up spending decades in crushing debt as a result. Like, “fuck the owning class” sounds good on paper, but not everybody who owns a house is functionally part of the owning class; a person with a shitty 1000-square-foot bungalow that hasn’t been renovated since 1977 and a thirty-year mortgage to show for it is not your enemy.

Let Bernard Say Fuck

It’s not our business

the real reason i always tuck my feet under the covers at night is so that tarantino can't get me

AN ICON

officer, that’s my emotional support two-liter of vodka lemonade