peter, lying out of his ass: i was, uh, married to his uncle aaron. he just never let you know

I know everyone lost their shit when Peter activated instant kill in endgame but we really all glossed over the scene in infinity war where Tony was like 'how do you think we should save Strange' and Peter No Hesitation Parker was like 'obviously we throw the other bitch into the vacuum of space'

I don't know if anyone remembers, but EXACTLY one year ago today, 7th December, around this time, AVENGERS ENDGAME trailer came out...the trending, the hype, the sorrow, the saving Tony Stark memes, the name guessing, the excitement and feeling that the MCU was going to change forever..... ONE YEAR AGO

ik yelana belova and Natasha aren't *actually* sisters, but the literal first thing they do when they meet again after years of being apart is to beat the everloving crap out of each other. so like. marvel nails the sibling dynamic yet again.

one day you will wake up refreshed, drink coffee and be able to read a book the same way you did when you were little. you will have a cat who curls up to sleep on your lap or a playful dog who is happy to see you. you will be the kindest you can be, listening to stories, and checking up on people often. you will make pancakes in the morning and decorate your abode with plants, your old paintings and cozy cushions. you will fill photo albums with blurry photos of your new friends and road trips and summery evenings. you will visit your favorite bakery and library often, and keep in touch with people you love. things won’t be perfect, but you’ll be at peace with yourself and you will be in love with life again. 

Nov. 28th, 2019

Not to mention the video TELLS you to put on headphones and turn up your volume?!

okay but where’s my b99/tgp crossover where shawn and kevin are the same person

okay my favorite fic trope is where instead of flash being like an actual asshole he’s just like mildly annoying and kinda rude, because as someone who has to be around a bunch of high school boys all day, those fics always feel weirdly accurate

the wild thing about liking good omens and Daredevil is It’s really hard sometimes when looking at someone’s fanart to figure out if it’s comics Matt and foggy, or if it’s TV show Aziraphale and Crowley.