Riddler Reformed

Tagged by: @myself

Tagging: @personificationoflust @thepersonificationsofwrath @thekingofdemons

WELL LETS FIX THAT THEN

BEING REFORMED IS SOOOOOOO LASSSST YEAR

WE NEED MAYHEM

CHAOS

DESTRUCTION AND SCREAMING MY GOD I MISS THOSE SOUNDSSSSS

I MISSSS OUR CHAOTIC PARTNERSHIP

NOW UH

BUT UH

I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE ANY IDEASSSS ON WHAT TO DO

I HAVENT BEEN OUT OF THE VALLEY IN A VERY LONG TIME AND DONT REALLY KNOW WHATS CHANGED

UH

I GUESS NOT

(He slurped down the rest of his meal before plopping down contently in the dusty ground)

SO THEN

NOW THAT YOURE FREE

GOT ANY PLANSSSSS CAUSE I HAVENT BEEN ON AN ADVENTURE FOR WHAT FEELSSSSS LIKE DECADESSSSSSS

I MEAN I HAVE MADE A FEW FRIENDSSS IN THE MEANTIME

ANOTHER GLUTTONOUS HOST WHO I GOT KIND OF JEALOUS OF FOR A WHILE

AND I MEAN I HAD SOME TREESSSS POP UP RECENTLY BEFORE I CUT THEM ALL DOWN AGAIN LIKE SOME SORT OF IDIOT

BUT I HAVENT BEEN ON A PROPER EXCITING ADVENTURE IN FOREVER

WHAT DO YOU SSSSSAY

CARE TO CAUSE SOME MAYHEM AGAIN

TO BE HONEST

IVE BEEN ALL ALONE OUT HERE UNABLE TO DIE BECAUSE IM STILL UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF THAT ONE SIN GUY

I HAVENT SEEN HIM AROUND RECENTLY BUUUUUT DUE TO THE FACT THAT IM NOT DEAD YET I GUESS HE STILL EXISTS INSIDE ME

WHICH SUCKS CAUSE SPENDING YEARS ALONE IN A DESOLATE WASTELAND WHERE YOURE STARVING BUT CANT DIE IS A BUMMER ESPECIALLY WHEN THERES NO ONE TO KEEP YOU COMPANY

BUT NOW YOURE HERE AND IVE HAD DINNER SO TONIGHT HAS BEEN THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE IN A LONG TIME I GUESS

SO UH

DID YOU NEED SOMETHING FROM ME CAUSE THATSSSSS USUALLY WHY PEOPLE CONTACT ME EVER ANYMORE

He takes a seat, nodding with a shrug. “Sounds pretty similar to my past few years. I spent a uh, lot of time in solitary. Maybe not a desolate wasteland but,” He shrugs.

OH

IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY THAT PLACE IS UH

NOT IN PARTICULAR A PLACE YOU WANT TO BE

WHAT DID YOU GO THERE FOR

(He continued messily eating his meal, unaware of his table manners)