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imagine your f/o gets poisoned and they pass out and flop on the ground in a really ugly way that makes them look really weird

your f/o falls into the toilet bowl because you left the seat up

f/o who makes really bad and corny jokes x selfshipper who laughs at literally anything

gaslighting f/o into believing that they have a horribly contagious disease so they feel compelled to take it upon themselves to stay away from you so they wont infect you

f/o kidnaps you but they suck at it and you verbally attack them and criticize their methods of torture until they get self concious and cry

Your f/o kissing your tummy and then your face

pink is girls and blue is boys? No. pink is hinata and blue is yuta get it right