Ah yes. The good old ‘reverse uno card’.

this how y'all sound to me right now

It is contradiction to wave both the confederate and American flag because one of those flags is treasonous to the other…

That educational representation of an exploitative profession, is on to something!

We ain’t forgot bout you…

When Daddy’s Love is all you need! 😍😍

i had to

TL;DR, he watched us die and didn’t care.

watchmojo: That moment when you meet the Watchmojo lady 😱

Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.

AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER (2005 - 2008)