I see 2007 and think “oh 3 years ago” and then it hits me that it was 7 fucking years ago

You’re never alone.

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

for reptilian pussy

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

im so fucking angry

do you ever get to a point in a fandom where you just… ignore canon?

no but jk rowling does

How dare you, little Corgi.

fact. corgi puppies are the cutest thing ever. 

Not a fact. It's an opinion. But I do agree with your opinion. Fact. I'm a buzz kill.