Naphie88

we all have that friend that has no fucking idea how to whisper 

Run faster.

Walk like you have back up. That’s what it means for men.

it genuinely took me a minute to realize this meant “walk sexy so they stare at your ass” and not “walk quickly and/or run because you’re in danger.” men are so fucking stupid and have zero conception of what being a woman in public is actually like lol

Literally the first thing I thought was “That’s not walking, that’s running.”

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because right now I have to do both parts by myself and it’s stressful because right after the wooOOH part I have to get right back into rapping and the transition is harder than you think 

Person: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.

this is life with a cat

@theheavenlycreator

oh my God

@jujumi1

Dolphins are too good for this world 😭😭

awww baby 🐬

“it’s never gonna work again but thanks” lmfo

Why did the guy stick it back into the water to wash it off?