LIES YOUR CAREGIVER TELLS YOU:
I've discovered some terribly dangerous, top-secret information! It turns out the Caregivers...ARE LYING TO US LITTLES! They SAY they're telling us everything our cute baby brains can manage, but they lied! In fact, I've discovered a long list of common lies and tricks. What to watch out for? Oh you'd be shocked and horrified at the deception! Read below and do your best to cope with the many, many caregiver tricks and deceptions of which you may have been the victim!
There ARE more yummy candies! Admittedly, they lied so you wouldn't get an upset tummy, but STILL!!!! THERE WERE MORE CANDIES LEFT AND THEY TRICKED YOU!
Your Caregiver does NOT actually read your mind when you're considering being naughty. I think they just kinda know their little ones, and our behavior... there's no mind reading at all! Hard to believe but true. They can't even use mind powers, like we thought!
They don't even have eyes in the back of their heads! I can't deny they ACT like it, but I made a bunch of faces when momma had her back turned, and I checked her hair too... no secret momma eyes. She's just really good at telling when I'm misbehaving or being a silly, even without extra back eyes!
You know how a lot of caregivers explain that if you're in diapees you're automatically just a little baby? Turns out, nope. In fact I'm starting to think my caregiver just wants me to THINK I'm a helpless little slave baby for her... though I'm not sure why yet! But I've discovered that being in diapees doesn't AUTOMATICALLY mean you're a little baby in need of caregivers!
Even though your caregiver SAYS nobody can see you're a crinkle pants.... often, they can. Admittedly, most people wouldn't know what they're seeing or care, but you know what? I'm starting to think that there's probably a bunch of caregivers who have big Ageplay or regression or diaper fetishes. Who knew?
Your stuffed animals DIDN'T actually tattle on you. In fact.... CAREGIVERS REGULARLY PRETEND TO SPEAK TO STUFFIES BUT THEY'RE ONLY PRETENDING! That's right, they can't really hear what the stuffie said, they just put their caregiver words in the stuffies' mouth/beak/bill/ heads!
Did you know... you're NOT required to be a good boy or good girl? I mean obviously you want to be but still, a huge reveal.... you're ALLOWED to be naughty sometimes! Who knew??
Your mommy, daddy, or caregiver is in fact a fallible human. I know they seem and act like all knowing, all powerful gods, but it turns out... They're just humans who need love and normal stuff like hugs and cuddles! Don't believe them when they pretend they don't need normal stuff like sleep or cuddles or forced cummies or anything. If you need it, they probably need it too!
Other big boys and big girls.... DON'T usually wear diapers or pull ups! It's a ruse! And it might be possible... your caregiver might even WANT you to have to use pull ups and diapees!!
In fact... you might actually be a super serious adult! Sure, your caregiver(s) might make you feel like a cute little baby prince or princess, but you're actually like a super duper serious adult... who just HAPPENS to have very babyish habits and needs and desires and stuff!
With all these insane lies, tricks, schemes, and deception who knows what other secrets the caregivers are hiding from you? You never know! So my advice? Bide your time, play along, and be ready... who knows what secret nefarious plans caregivers are working on? The best defense is to be super cute and sweet and completely give in... but, uh, keep your eyes out! And bring lots and lots of stuffies, cuz more eyes might help!
Stay safe out there, little ones! And as always, stay happy, stay healthy, and stay kinky!