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1.) Have Cock shot pic as your Avatar. It may be huge, but from what I know women actually want to be attracted to you prior to seeing your dick. The D seals the deal it doesn’t start the conversation.

2.) Start any message with “you make my dick hard” or “you make me so fucking horny”. If she’s breathing she’s heard that more than 50 times.

3.) Have poor Grammar. Seriously, spell check is in every smart phone for God’s sake.

4.) Send unsolicited dick pics. See #1 for reference.

5.) Go dirty right away. Yes some women want to be told you’d eat her ass, but maybe, just maybe start with normal conversation or a nice compliment.

6.) Lie. If your married it’s ok, lots of married guys here. Girlfriend? It’s ok the internet doesn’t care. However women hate liars. They’d rather be a mistress, cuckcake or even just a fuck doll before they like being lied to.

7.) Not knowing your audience. If she posts pics of puppies, sunsets and flowers telling her you’d fuck her ass raw probably won’t go over well. She might totally love it, but get to know what she’s into before you go there. Once you know then you can tell her how bad you want to eat her ass.

8.) Super unflattering pictures. Guys fucking seriously. If you look at a blurry pic with your pasty ass hair in it maybe try a different angle. Try a filter, try anything that is more flattering than a dark image of your gut and tiny cock.

9.) Be Fake and Lame. If a girl likes you it’s because you’re real, like I am a mechanic but I am an awesome one and I am super fucking fun. Don’t go on about shit that’s fake, she won’t care and if your ever lucky enough to meet in person she will know your lying. See #6.

10.) Don’t follow these rules. If you follow these rules and then always tell her you’ll eat the pussy you may have a shot. Good luck

-but, any of you other fellas, take these points to heart,

be a fucking human, show what you’re all about,

Be interested, be interesting, most of all be genuine.

Wear red on Friday’s to remember them, but keep them in your hearts, thoughts, and prayers each and every day! 🇺🇸🗽🦅Acoustic Warrior Superman 🦅🗽🇺🇸

I get asked all the time why we have such a hard time finding people to play with. Here’s a perfect example of 90% of the messages we get.

You would never talk to someone like this in real life without going to jail. Hiding behind a computer shouldn’t change that. To even have a shot you need to be a normal person that would meet our regular friendship criteria. After that, if there’s an attraction you MIGHT be considered.

If you think swingers, hotwives, and open relationship people will fuck anything then you’re a moron. If you think they need you (or your ugly dick pic) stop and remember that we all have sex much more than you do. And I know this will burst some bubbles but guess what, we fuck our wives way better than you ever will.

To the 10% of you that are respectful in your messages, thank you.

To the guy from this message, there is not a person in your profile pic that my wife would give ½ a second of her time to. Enjoy your hand.