my mom had a nightmare years ago that george costanza tried to kill her and sometimes when we're watching seinfeld and george starts yelling about something she'll be like "that's what he sounded like when he tried to kill me"

Anyone else feel like things have been Very recently? Like it's all just getting a little Too for me

will you please take my whimsical ass seriously

what if it all worked out

nothing hits the spot like sitting still with your arms crossed and looking around and not talking

i love sitting still with my arms crossed and looking around and not talking

they should invent a loneliness that’s bearable

(in tears) next year i will have so much fun!

sitting in the coldest buffalo wild wings drinking from the biggest silliest cider glass

So when the Princess can feel a pea underneath 40 mattresses and beds she’s considered extraordinary and royalty, but when I, autistic,