i love naked human body it’s just such an aesthetically pleasing view some have moles some have marks some have scars some have freckles it’s so cool

the black one is chaos, and the tortoiseshell is mischief !! but i call them zaza and missy ^_^

internet dot com show me pictures of girls please

arf arf arf arf arf arf (sees that nobody is looking at me or gives a fuck) whatever

D:

the inside of my head is a tumblr blog and every thought is a post

Straight drinking water like I haven’t had anything to drink in years

straught up drinkin it ,,ahaha and by it. well. lest jrts say ,, , my wabter

This is so fucking funny I’m pissing myself, and not just because of all the water I drank

ive achieved my jesterly duties . ur my friend now sorry that's the rules ,,, i mak u laugh u become pal

i'm going to turn into a pile of slugs

this mortal vessel man aha amirite

sorry for being lame you can press your gun into my ribs and hit me in the face with it (please please please)

This and being beaten half to death would fix me ig

you Better whore .

I hope you know that however long we go without having a conversation, you are still my friend and I love you

there are so many horrible people with good hearts . you forget about the good people with horrible hearts . those who are lovely at face and tar at the core

Computer, how do I feel loved without having to sexualize myself. No people that leave. No love bombers. COMPUTER DO YOU HEAR ME.