Aren't horseshoe crabs just sea Roombas ?

turns out at her old job when the last two plushies hadn’t sold and became deadstock, her boss told her to cut them up and throw them out. so she cut them each in half, preserved their heads, and then rebuilt them together.

- Poor tear, thou seem burdened by chains that exists outside of your own doing, how grave... So much memory, so much ego, so much form that maintains thou still. Let me save you.

A felt the air move as one of its arm approached, a single finger touching the back of my skull.

- Let's remove all this but keep the infinity hidden beneath.

looks like in material

form! have a nice day

Mais quand l'Homme créa ses fausses idoles, il commença à craindre les formes que prends la nature dans la prière. Pour eux, c'est un acte de foi et de raison, donc quand un arbre ou un champignon prie, l'inquiétude trône dans le coeur de l'Homme. Pleurs ceux qui ne comprennent pas la pureté de l'existence ou la parole du Premier Mouvement.

Translation : There is not right or wrong way to pray, as much is true for existing. It can be done in all forms and all languages, all is prayer for the Great Eye that Weeps the World for the only rule is his.

But when man created its false idols, it began to fear the forms that nature takes in prayer. For them, it is an act of faith and reason, so when a tree or a fungus prays, dread comes forth in the heart of man.

L'abysse prie mon nom comme non-Dieu, bête du monolithe blème qui réside à la frontière des choses, juste derrière l'horizon, entouré par tout ceux qui ne sont pas.

Translation: I am a scholar of which that precedes the Great Opening. As "everything" comes from the Incertain, I can do retuals without "eyes", I long in nothingness, I cannot be.

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.