Unrealistic Expectations Make The World Go Round.

Um...yeah no. https://tinyurl.com/the-ring-irl . . . . #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #augmentedreality #technology #thering #samara #horror #americanhorrorstory #horrormovies #horrormovie #horrorfan #horrorart #horrorfilm #horrorjunkie #horroraddict #horrornerd #horrorlover #horrorgram #horrorfanatic #horrorclub #horrorlife #horrorgeek #horrormakeup #horrorfamily #horrorfilms #horrorpunk #horrorfans #horrornights #horrorcollector #horrorfreak #horrorcollection #horrorstory #horrorgirl #horrornight #horrorfiend #horrorobsessed

I like snakes...until they get big enough to swallow you whole. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/picture/2016/dec/13/snake-eats-wallaby-on-australian-golf-course • • • • • #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #tourism #australia #snakes #golf #tourist #sydney #snakesofinstagram #golfer #golfing #seeaustralia #melbourne #golfcourse #ballpython #golflife #australiagram #reptiles #visiting #ballpythons #instatraveling #instagolf #golfswing #pythons #instapassport #ballpythonsofinstagram #travelingram #queensland #snake

And people wonder why I don't have any kids. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #kids

Why I'll never have kids. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #kids

When you try to upgrade the Nexus OS but LACP is enabled on the remote end. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #nxos

When the FBI wants backdoors into your iPhones...Apple says: #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #fbi #iphone #apple

And people wonder why I don't go into the water: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/woman-has-surgery-to-remove-catfish-embedded-in-her-stomach-a6804826.html #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #brazil #vacation #catfish #whenanimalsattack

Australia has dinosaurs now?! http://m.smh.com.au/nsw/giant-fivefoot-goanna-snapped-in-thurgoona-mans-backyard-20151203-glf1bm.html #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #australia #tourism #dinosaur #lizard

For those who have been with someone that wanted children immediately. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #nothanks #kidsarenotforme

This is why we have "sick days". #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #starwars #sickdays #nerd #theforceawakens #jedi #sith

I have trust issues with this bridge: http://tinyurl.com/nafc-ChinaGlassBridge #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #bridge #glassbridge #tourism #china

Sometimes you just can't be friends with some colleagues at work. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #work #colleagues #notworkfriends

Who wants to get fit and die of dysentery? #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #toughmudder #dysentry

Kayaking...near lava...in Hawaii. Yeah...no. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #kayaking #lava #hawaii

Who I have to force choke to prove that sticking a probe in dark places, is never a good idea? #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations #starwars #deathstar #pluto

New plane seating designed by those masochists at Zodiac Seats. #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations

Ay, es muy caliente. http://youtu.be/ePG6zUYvUZg #nafc #notafuckingchance #unrealisticexpectations